Susan Jones is a tenacious headlining comedian, writer, master of ceremonies, and motivational force with national touring experience.

As a recent bride, dog lover, Pez collector, single mom, strip club DJ, and survivor the 80s and 90s, Susan has a broad range of life experience to draw from. Susan reached almost 600 lbs. and in 2016 started her weight loss mission. She has lost over 200 lbs. so far, and takes you with her on this journey every pound of the way down. Susan has opened for Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider, Brad Garrett, Jeffery Ross, Rick Overton, Chad Prather, and many more.

Susan recently released her first half hour network special on RideTV. She has also appeared on Up Late NW and JokestersTV. She has recorded a stand-up album called 50 Shades of Gravy. Susan was a regional finalist for NBC Standup, and has won the Hard Rock comedy contest and JackFM’s Funniest Comedian in Washington.

Susan is a club favorite and must-see comedian that can range from TV clean to fun flirty.


Winner – Hard Rock Comedy
Winner – JackFM Funniest Comedian in Washington
Winner – Jokers Funniest Person in Everett


Tulalip Casino – WA
Muckleshoot Casino – WA
Snoqualmie Casino – WA
Northern Lights Casino – WA
Lucky Eagle Casino – WA
Little Creek Casino - WA
7 Cedars Casino – WA
Quest Casino – WA
7 Feathers Casino – OR
Black Oak Casino – CA
Rolling Hills Casino – CA
Quil Ceda Creek Casino - WA
Mill Bay Casino - OR
Red Wind Casino - WA
Wild Horse Casino - OR
Clearwater Casino - WA
Skagit Valley Casino - WA
Chinook Winds Casino - OR
Spirit Mountain Casino - OR
Three Rivers Casino – OR

Special Events

Host of the Miss Nude Washington
Host of the University of Washington’s Got Talent
Host of the 2nd annual Hard Rock Comedy Cage Match
Elks, Eagles and Lions Events


Up Late NW
Jokesters TV


Bob Rivers KZOK
ADHD Podcast
Working Comic Podcast


Catch a Rising Star - Reno, NV
Harvey’s Comedy Club – Portland, OR
Laughs Comedy Club – Seattle / Kirkland, WA
Tacoma Comedy Club
Spokane Comedy Club
Hijinks – Boise, ID
Liquid Laughs – Boise, ID
Parlor Live – Seattle / Bellevue, WA
Jokers Comedy Club – Richland, WA
Laughs Unlimited – Sacramento, CA
LOL Comedy Lounge - Puyallup, WA
Chadwicks – Medford, OR
Reno Tahoe Comedy Club
Jokesters Comedy Club – Las Vegas, NV
Comedy Works – Denver, CO
Comedy Underground – Seattle/Tacoma, WA
Giggles – Seattle


Penn State (16 Campuses)
Washington State University
University of Washington
Montana State University
Central Missouri University
Westminster College, MO
Harper College, IL
Mt. Staint Mary's University, MD
Pratt Institute, NY
Iona College, NY
Drew University, NY
Westchester University, PA
Sacred Heart University, CT